Friday, May 14, 2010

Things I have No Patience For When I Am Stressed or Have had Too Much Coffee

People who say "I'm well" when asked how they're doing (same with "I shall" in response to "Tell Bobby I said hey").
People who try to convince me Forest Gump is a great movie.
People who make duckface in photos.
Drivers who don't allow you to merge.
People who lay on their horn even though you have your blinker on.
People who say they have food allergies instead of just saying no, thank you.
Hearing myself bark out orders and instructions like "Don't put your shoes on the table" or "Don't stand on the arm of the sofa".
The way the inside of my head feels like a slot machine that never stops.

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