Reasoning: Really, it’s ok, I’m allowed to do something wrong and not have consequences. Pshhheesh, it’s fine. There’s no problem.
Disbelief/Denial: Wait, what?
Crying: Why? Why? Why? This is so unfair.
Hating You/Blaming: YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE. How does it feel being so mean and horrible, you fat ugly IDIOT? (door-slam)
Hating Self : Oh my god, I’m so stupid. What was I thinking? I shouldn’t be allowed to live. I hate myself.
Negotiating: Do you need me to walk the dogs? Do The Dishes? I love you.
Begging: Please. Please. Pleeeeeeease. I will never ask you again. I will stay in for the rest of my life. I’m the only person who isn’t going, I need to go.
Crying Self to sleep: I HATE MY LIFE WAAAAAAAAAA zzzzzzzzzzz.
Disbelief/Denial: Wait, what?
Crying: Why? Why? Why? This is so unfair.
Hating You/Blaming: YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE. How does it feel being so mean and horrible, you fat ugly IDIOT? (door-slam)
Hating Self : Oh my god, I’m so stupid. What was I thinking? I shouldn’t be allowed to live. I hate myself.
Negotiating: Do you need me to walk the dogs? Do The Dishes? I love you.
Begging: Please. Please. Pleeeeeeease. I will never ask you again. I will stay in for the rest of my life. I’m the only person who isn’t going, I need to go.
Crying Self to sleep: I HATE MY LIFE WAAAAAAAAAA zzzzzzzzzzz.
Hilarious. :) And right on.
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