Things That You Do That Your Children Think Are Sad, Hilarious, or Unacceptable, and Usually Result in Screaming

                                                                                                                           
1. Dance
2. Sing
3. Be Joyful
4. Talk About Sex
5. Walk Down The Hall Naked Looking For A Towel
6. Cry During A Sad Part of A Movie
7. Forget The Name of Their Friend, Teacher, or Favorite Singer
8. Wear Tube Socks and/or Shorts
9. Fail To Proceed In Line (driving or walking)
10. Laugh at Your Own Joke