Thursday, March 18, 2010

The Inventors of The Ski Mask

Seriously?
Yeah, why not?
I just think it’s, you know, odd.
What’s odd about it?
Well for one, your entire face is covered.
That’s the point.
But how can you see?
Well. I just. I mean I can sort of. Like if. OK, you’ve got a point.
(long silence)
I’ve got it.
What?
Cut out two eyeholes.
Are you sure?
Absolutely.
(quiet, busy part with scissors)
Yes. Look at that.
See what I’m saying?
Undeniable.
Exactly.
Genius!
(I remember the bit on Sesame Street about co-op-er-a-tion. It was always this magical thing that no one believed in until they realized that suddenly everything was easier. Co-op-er-ayyyyyy-tion. Now it’ll be stuck in your head all day).

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