Judging Leonard

Harry: I don’t know why Natalia likes me.

Deirdre: She likes you because you’re quiet and smart and an excellent dancer.

Harry: I don’t get it.

Deirdre: You’re the handsomest boy in third grade that’s why.

Harry: I am not.

Deirdre: Who’s more handsome than you?

Harry: Leonard.

Deirdre: Leonard looks like a turtle.

Harry: Mom!

Deirdre: He really does.

Harry: I can’t believe you just said that.

Deirdre: What do you think he looks like?

Harry: A squirrel.

Deirdre: Fair enough.