The Last Straw

I was just asked to leave the room because Twilight is on and I couldn't stop talking. The problem was though, I couldn't HEAR. If you ask a friend to put two full pieces of bread in his mouth and then talk to you as though you were seated next to him during a dramatic scene in a Broadway show, then you get the volume and diction of Bella and Edward's voices. I'm definitely Team Ed, but it was hard to get into it when I had to keep asking what they said.

Did she just say "Listen to my wet Johnson?"

MOM!